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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Lesbians...Hot ?

My, this is one area about which my opinions have changed over the last few months. Do i find lesbians hot ? A better question would be, "do i find them more attractive than a heterosexual ?". A few months ago i would have replied "yew, they disgust me since they violate the most basic human tendency of replication". I believed that they had no role to play in the replication of genes and always wondered what the justification was for the existence of their kind. And yeah i believed they were sterile which i now know was a misconception derived from the lack of proper knowledge and the image that the media portrayed.

Coming to the question. Do i find them hotter ? As of now, hell yeah. They are obviously hotter than the average straight woman. Btw by lesbians i mean the Bi-sexual women, after all what is the point if she is completely homo-sexual, right. Gay men reading this and having perverted thoughts please note that i still stand on my previous opinions about you guys, you disgust me to the core even now and i think has got a lot to do with me growing my hairs and the increasing amount of "noticeable" gayness in my college. So keep distance or you will most likely get pushed onto some vehicle passing by rendering you incapable of indulging in any sexual activity given that you survive.

Well it would be pointless to end without mentioning what i consider best explains Bi-sexuality. With a little research and heavy debating with a few people on the internet this was the explanation i came up with. Consider a tribe which has a certain amount of male and female population. In the case everyone is heterosexual and there arises a situation of population excess in the tribe with the added pain of non-availability of birth control techniques and considering the fact that sexual tendencies are not easily controlled, it'll probably be a disaster leading to starvation and sometimes the extinction of the whole tribe. But in the case the tribe had Bi-sexuals who lets say can mould their sexuality as per the situation, a population excess will be easily tackled. Also the Bi-sexuals who have no children can provide better care and protection to the other children thereby nurturing the tribe better. So Bi-sexuality actually originates from the tendency of tribe survival. It is now being believed that the efficiency of a woman's reproductive system may increase as she masturbates{It has been seen in a few animals and has yet to be proven in humans}. Btw if u guys believe Bi-sexuality is something which we choose(which most of them do just to make them feel better and more superior to other animals) then i think you should ask yourselves how can insects be Bi-sexuals ? Bi-sexuality has actually been noticed in the case of a few species of Dragonflies. Humans due to their highly developed conscious mind may control their animal instincts but in the case of insects which purely rely on their reptilian brain this is something which seems higly unlikely, eliminating the possibility of the origin of Bi-sexuality as a choice.

I believe lesbians are not only hot, they are damn hot. After all what else do you need when you have got two women who love each other as much as they love you, given you can handle them both.


Note: whatever has been mentioned above will offend a few people given they are reading the whole post but well no matter these are just my opinions of the world and have been greatly influenced by the people around me. Being a guy who loves to argue and debate please feel free to challenge anything i have written. And yes my blog is actually an attempt to improve my writing skills so do notify me of the grammatical mistakes.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Which is the better sex O.o ?

Ah a question which i have been asking myself since i was a kid "which is the better sex ?". A masochistic male would immediately answer with supreme confidence that it is "we men" who are far more superior and we don't need to justify ourselves. A feminist on the other hand would say that it is "women"{notice the similarity in the pronunciation} indeed but they haven't been given enough opportunities to prove this and would blame men for creating governments, religious institutions and education systems to dominate women. Recently this question has become more of a moral and political issue and now it is believed that both men and women are equal in terms of skills, aptitudes and potentials and is said that we are who we are because of our parents, teachers and the environment we grew up in and this was sadly what i was told in the school. According to me this is pure bullshit. If men and women were that equal how did men achieve such dominance over the world ? Why are women so bad at navigation and men so bad at taking care of a child? In the beginning our of civilization we did not have any such systems but still we ended up being this different. If what my teachers taught me was true does that mean that if boys and girls grew up in another world with nothing to guide them they would end up with the same physical skills or nurturing skills - seems pretty unlikely to me.

If u guys have ever seen a group of women having a conversation the first thing u would notice is that these women are like talking and listening simultaneously. When i first saw this i was like whoa are they even listening to what the others are saying. Learnt it the hard way that they actually were. To my surprise after a little googling i found out that women can actually listen and speak simultaneously basically because of their brains being wired differently. It also taught me that trying to understand a woman's world is like a blind man trying to understand colour. So i guess we were meant to be different. Scientifically speaking evolution made us so different. Many years ago when we were still hunters,men hunted and protected whereas women gathered and nurtured. With time their bodies and brains evolved in different ways. Men grew taller and stronger than most women and their brains developed to suit their tasks. Women evolved to cope with their function in life. This change was continuous and after such a long interval of time we have become so different that we have totally different perceptions, priorities and behaviors. Men want to rule the world where as women want jewellery{again makes no sense whatsoever}.

Where am i going with this ? Well its just that men and women are very different and there is no such thing as equality or superiority because we are good in our own fields. If a war is fought by women then we are bound to lose it and if a man is left to take care of child he is bound to nurture him/her in a wrong way. This is a fact and is something which needs to be accepted so as to live a better life. So the next time any of my friends complain about gender inequality keep in mind that this is something which has happened over thousands of years and is not something which can be changed by just complaining.



Note : This being my first post i expect heavy criticism. All sorts of criticism are welcome and also notify me of the grammatical errors, if any.