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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Lesbians...Hot ?

My, this is one area about which my opinions have changed over the last few months. Do i find lesbians hot ? A better question would be, "do i find them more attractive than a heterosexual ?". A few months ago i would have replied "yew, they disgust me since they violate the most basic human tendency of replication". I believed that they had no role to play in the replication of genes and always wondered what the justification was for the existence of their kind. And yeah i believed they were sterile which i now know was a misconception derived from the lack of proper knowledge and the image that the media portrayed.

Coming to the question. Do i find them hotter ? As of now, hell yeah. They are obviously hotter than the average straight woman. Btw by lesbians i mean the Bi-sexual women, after all what is the point if she is completely homo-sexual, right. Gay men reading this and having perverted thoughts please note that i still stand on my previous opinions about you guys, you disgust me to the core even now and i think has got a lot to do with me growing my hairs and the increasing amount of "noticeable" gayness in my college. So keep distance or you will most likely get pushed onto some vehicle passing by rendering you incapable of indulging in any sexual activity given that you survive.

Well it would be pointless to end without mentioning what i consider best explains Bi-sexuality. With a little research and heavy debating with a few people on the internet this was the explanation i came up with. Consider a tribe which has a certain amount of male and female population. In the case everyone is heterosexual and there arises a situation of population excess in the tribe with the added pain of non-availability of birth control techniques and considering the fact that sexual tendencies are not easily controlled, it'll probably be a disaster leading to starvation and sometimes the extinction of the whole tribe. But in the case the tribe had Bi-sexuals who lets say can mould their sexuality as per the situation, a population excess will be easily tackled. Also the Bi-sexuals who have no children can provide better care and protection to the other children thereby nurturing the tribe better. So Bi-sexuality actually originates from the tendency of tribe survival. It is now being believed that the efficiency of a woman's reproductive system may increase as she masturbates{It has been seen in a few animals and has yet to be proven in humans}. Btw if u guys believe Bi-sexuality is something which we choose(which most of them do just to make them feel better and more superior to other animals) then i think you should ask yourselves how can insects be Bi-sexuals ? Bi-sexuality has actually been noticed in the case of a few species of Dragonflies. Humans due to their highly developed conscious mind may control their animal instincts but in the case of insects which purely rely on their reptilian brain this is something which seems higly unlikely, eliminating the possibility of the origin of Bi-sexuality as a choice.

I believe lesbians are not only hot, they are damn hot. After all what else do you need when you have got two women who love each other as much as they love you, given you can handle them both.


Note: whatever has been mentioned above will offend a few people given they are reading the whole post but well no matter these are just my opinions of the world and have been greatly influenced by the people around me. Being a guy who loves to argue and debate please feel free to challenge anything i have written. And yes my blog is actually an attempt to improve my writing skills so do notify me of the grammatical mistakes.

7 comments:

shnk said...

Definitely agree with your point on Bisexuality is not a choice.

I would like to add that bi-sexuality has never become popular as it is middle ground, kind of akin to being a eunuch instead of a boy or a girl. So, in the society you are either straight or gay.

As for this being your second post, kudos for choosing such a controversial topic, but the title is somewhat misleading.

FrozenFire said...

well dude im not talking about india though....u do find threesomes a lot....btw it is said that a girl gets more pleasure from a girl than she gets from a guy....maybe it has to do with the knowledge of anatomy

thanks btw....the title thingie is because i choose the topic to write on first and then write so i guess it doesnt exact answer the title

Anonymous said...

@Frozenfire-you bastard. Why you write such comments being indian. You pervart find homos hot. You die and go to hell

FrozenFire said...

My my Mr.anonymous u talk like you are from a really developed city...sorry to disappoint you but i dont believe in the hell and heaven concept

and is this amit ?

Airminded Amit said...

Kara:Why the fuck would u think that sounded like me.
And of all things, reading this blog would be the last thing for me to do...or sec last after report writing may be(which is why i am here at the moment).
Pervart----sounds like someone from haryana?

Anonymous said...

@FrozenFire-I from New Delhi. Tu samajtha kya hai re apne ap ko? aur ye amit kaun hai?

FrozenFire said...

I dont understand hindi...can u translate that for me